The Only Three Rules

'THIS WIKI IS SIMILAR TO A FREE COUNTRY. MOST THINGS ARE ALLOWED BUT NO WIKI CAN BE ABSOLUTELY RULELESS. THERE ARE ONLY THREE VERY SIMPLE RULES THAT ARE CONSIDERED 'LAW' ON THIS WIKI. IF YOU BREAK ONE RULE FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU ARE BANNED FOR A MERE DAY. BREAK A RULE AGAIN AND YOU GET A TWO WEEK BAN. BREAK A RULE A THIRD TIME AND YOU GET A ONE MONTH BAN. BREAK MULTIPLE RULES AT ONCE AND YOU  ARE BANNED FOR AS LONG AS IT SEEMS JUSTIFYABLE. USERS CANNOT REQUEST BANS BECAUSE THAT IS JUST NOT FAIR TO THE USER OR USERS IN QUESTION. '

THE THREE SIMPLE RULES:

 * 1) YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TO PURPOSEFULLY HATE ON OR RANT ABOUT ANY USER ON THIS SITE.
 * 2) YOU CANNOT VANDALIZE ANY PAGES ON THIS WIKI.
 * 3) YOU CANNOT MINI-MOD OR CRITICIZE ADMINS.